A bit generic. so your idea of spacey music instantly goes to Star Wars right guys, right?
JOE
Yeah let's just have superhero radio and then play the Superman theme all the time on a loop
JAMES
Yeah better than Andrews voice though
ANDREW
Well it's the first episode so I think it should fit well into it.
JAMES
I bet people are right sick of the Star Wars theme though. Like with the amount of Star Wars related things, parodies and uh... like YouTube videos which play it or whatever.
JOE
What videos have you been watching?
JAMES
You know like tutorials that play music? I swear I remember one with the Star Wars theme.
ANDREW
I'll go play it now anyway.
(Star Wars theme plays)
JAMES
Alright so now we have the type of people who'd listen to the Star Wars theme in the car, thats not the audience I want listening to me.
ANDREW
Well I doubt that George Lucas was so into cooking space radio in the first place but you never know what you're gonna get... in life... yeah
JOE
What are you on about?
ANDREW
Something, Joe. Something.
JAMES
Anyway it's time for our cooking recipe today, and today we will be demonstrating a delicious pork casserole with apples, walnuts and celery.
ANDREW
Of.. of course. For this dish you will need two tablespoons of sunflower oil, 500 grams of pork fillet, cut into cubes and trimmed of fat. 900 millilitres of boiling chicken stock, 100 grams of broken walnuts, 300 grams of long grain rice, one onion roughly chopped, 8 celery sticks cut across into 5 centimeter lengths with leaves reserved and chopped, 450 millilitres of apple juice or cider, one bay leaf, 3 crisp dessert apples and salt and pepper.
JOE
JAMES
Now that the ingredients are stated, while you get them together, we have a very classic space related David Bowie song to play.
ANDREW
That's right, up next, David Bowie: Starman.
JOE
Not Space Oddity?
ANDREW
At this point it's lost its touch, Joe. It's lost its touch.
(David Bowie: Starman plays)
JAMES
Now time for the method.
ANDREW
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JAMES
Okay now for the method.
ANDREW
Pre heat the oven to 160 degrees Celsius or Gas Mark 3.