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Is this you?

MAN

Oh no my overpriced Super Market sandwich barely filled my wife up and she has transformed into a giant robot! How am I going to combat this?!

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OH YEAAAAAAAH!

GLORIOUS SPACE CHEFS! SUPER DUPER SPACE TUNES. ALSO COOKIN' TOO! ONLY ON SHEFIELD LIVE, YEAH! 

ANDREW

Welcome to The Glorious Space Chefs, the finest show in cooking and spacey sounding music



JAMES

I don't want to get in trouble with OfCom so I'm not going to say anything about

JOE

whats that meant to mean

ANDREW

Well you will never know. However what you should know is this upcoming song, why from John Williams himself, the Star Wars theme from A New Hope.

JAMES

A bit generic. so your idea of spacey music instantly goes to Star Wars right guys, right?

JOE

Yeah let's just have superhero radio and then play the Superman theme all the time on a loop

JAMES

Yeah better than Andrews voice though 

ANDREW

Well it's the first episode so I think it should fit well into it.

JAMES

I bet people are right sick of the Star Wars theme though. Like with the amount of Star Wars related things, parodies and uh... like YouTube videos which play it or whatever.

JOE

What videos have you been watching?

JAMES

You know like tutorials that play music? I swear I remember one with the Star Wars theme.

ANDREW

I'll go play it now anyway.

(Star Wars theme plays)

JAMES

Alright so now we have the type of people who'd listen to the Star Wars theme in the car,  thats not the audience I want listening to me. 

ANDREW

Well I doubt that George Lucas was so into cooking space radio in the first place but you never know what you're gonna get... in life... yeah

JOE

What are you on about?

ANDREW

Something, Joe. Something.

JAMES

 Anyway it's time for our cooking recipe today, and today we will be demonstrating a delicious pork casserole with apples, walnuts and celery.

ANDREW

Of.. of course. For this dish you will need two tablespoons of sunflower oil, 500 grams of pork fillet, cut into cubes and trimmed of fat. 900 millilitres of boiling chicken stock, 100 grams of broken walnuts, 300 grams of long grain rice, one onion roughly chopped, 8 celery sticks cut across into 5 centimeter lengths with leaves reserved and chopped, 450 millilitres of apple juice or cider, one bay leaf, 3 crisp dessert apples and salt and pepper.

JOE

If you missed out on any of these ingredients, have no fear as at thegloriousspacechefs.blogspot.co.uk, we will post the list of ingredients needed. Again that's thegloriousspacechefs.blogspot.co.uk.

JAMES

Now that the ingredients are stated, while you get them together, we have a very classic space related David Bowie song to play.

ANDREW

That's right, up next, David Bowie: Starman.

JOE

Not Space Oddity?

ANDREW

At this point it's lost its touch, Joe. It's lost its touch.

(David Bowie: Starman plays)

JAMES

Now time for the method.

ANDREW

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LAZY GUY 2:

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KID

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JAMES

Okay now for the method.

ANDREW

Pre heat the oven to 160 degrees Celsius or Gas Mark 3.